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Keyword:
Winning
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Sports
Losing
Winning
They say winning isn’t everything, and I’ve decided to take their word for it.
Bill Watterson
(1955 – ) cartoonist
(Calvin and Hobbes)
Situations
From Calvin & Hobbes
Winning
The Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Money
Sports
Salary
Winning
Children are the most desirable opponents at Scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
Fran Lebowitz
(1950 – ) writer & humorist
Activities
Children
Games
Cheat
Opponents
Scrabble
Winning
If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?
Vince Lombardi
(1913 – 1970) football coach
Football
Sports
Winning
The only reason we’re 7-0 is because we’ve won all seven of our games.
David Garcia
Baseball team manager
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Winning
Just give me 25 guys on the last year of their contract; I’ll win a pennant every year.
Sparky Anderson
(1934 – 2010) American baseball manager
Baseball
Sports
Contracts
Winning
Winning isn’t everything, but it beats anything that comes in second.
Paul 'Bear' Bryant
1913 – 1983) American college football coach
Sports
Winning
Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win.
Vinny Jones
Colemanballs
Winning
The person who buys the most raffle tickets has the least chance of winning.
Gumperson's – Corollary V
Murphy’s Laws
Raffle tickets
Winning
You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball
Sports
Yogi-isms
Winning
Winning is better than the next worse thing.
Bill Lee
American baseball pitcher
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Winning
Once we were whining losers, but now we’re arrogant winners.
Chuck Burr
Buffalo Bills public relations man
Characteristics
Misspokements
Sports
Losing
Winning
We are in the business of kicking butt and business is very, very good.
Charles Barkley
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Basketball
Sports
Winning
When you win, say nothing; when you lose, say less.
Paul Brown
professional football coach
Communication
Speech
Sports
Losing
Winning
When I was losing, they called me nuts; when I was winning they called me eccentric.
Al McGuire
(1928 – 2001) American basketball coach
Characteristics
Sports
Eccentric
Losing
Winning
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