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Winning
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When I was losing, they called me nuts; when I was winning they called me eccentric.
Al McGuire
(1928 – 2001) American basketball coach
Characteristics
Sports
Eccentric
Losing
Winning
It's not whether you win or lose – but whether
I
win or lose!
Sandy Lyle
professional golfer
Golf
Sports
Also Darrin Weinberg
Losing
Winning
Most one run games are lost, not won.
Gene Mauch
(1925 – 2005) American baseball player & manager
Baseball
Sports
Losing
Winning
The person who buys the most raffle tickets has the least chance of winning.
Gumperson's – Corollary V
Murphy’s Laws
Raffle tickets
Winning
They say winning isn’t everything, and I’ve decided to take their word for it.
Bill Watterson
(1955 – ) cartoonist
(Calvin and Hobbes)
Situations
From Calvin & Hobbes
Winning
When you win, say nothing; when you lose, say less.
Paul Brown
professional football coach
Communication
Speech
Sports
Losing
Winning
It's not whether you win or lose, but who gets the blame.
Blaine Nye
American football player
Football
Sports
Blame
Losing
Winning
Once we were whining losers, but now we’re arrogant winners.
Chuck Burr
Buffalo Bills public relations man
Characteristics
Misspokements
Sports
Losing
Winning
If I was playing third base and my mother rounded third with the winning run, I’d trip her up.
Leo Durocher
(1906 – 1991) American baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball
Family
Mothers
Sports
Cheating
Winning
For one brief moment today I thought I was winning in the game of life… but there was a flag on the play!
Charlie Brown
cartoon character,
Peanuts
, Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000) cartoonist
Life
Problems
Sports
Penalties
Winning
If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?
Vince Lombardi
(1913 – 1970) football coach
Football
Sports
Winning
Winning is everything. The only ones who remember you when you come second are your wife and your dog.
Damon Hill
British auto racer
Auto racing
Sports
Winning
Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win.
Vinny Jones
Colemanballs
Winning
You have to bear in mind that Mr. Autry's favorite horse was named Champion. He ain't ever had one called Runner Up.
Gene Mauch
(1925 – 2005) American baseball player & manager
Baseball
Sports
Team owner Gene Autry
Winning
The only reason we’re 7-0 is because we’ve won all seven of our games.
David Garcia
Baseball team manager
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Winning
Children are the most desirable opponents at Scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
Fran Lebowitz
(1950 – ) writer & humorist
Activities
Children
Games
Cheat
Opponents
Scrabble
Winning
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