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Winning
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Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, and sometimes it rains.
Tim Robbins
(1958 – ) American actor, screenwriter, director & producer
TV/Movie Quotes
Losing
Winning
The only reason we’re 7-0 is because we’ve won all seven of our games.
David Garcia
Baseball team manager
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Winning
We are in the business of kicking butt and business is very, very good.
Charles Barkley
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Basketball
Sports
Winning
I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation; I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation.
Bob Devaney
Nebraska football coach
Football
Sports
Winning
Children are the most desirable opponents at Scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
Fran Lebowitz
(1950 – ) writer & humorist
Activities
Children
Games
Cheat
Opponents
Scrabble
Winning
If you play well and win you’re a heck of a leader; you don't win your an okay leader, and if you don't play well and you don't win your a lousy leader.
Steve Yzerman
Canadian hockey player & executive
Hockey
Sports
On being a leader
Winning
It's not whether you win or lose – but whether
I
win or lose!
Sandy Lyle
professional golfer
Golf
Sports
Also Darrin Weinberg
Losing
Winning
It's not whether you win or lose, but who gets the blame.
Blaine Nye
American football player
Football
Sports
Blame
Losing
Winning
Winning is better than the next worse thing.
Bill Lee
American baseball pitcher
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Winning
If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?
Vince Lombardi
(1913 – 1970) football coach
Football
Sports
Winning
For one brief moment today I thought I was winning in the game of life… but there was a flag on the play!
Charlie Brown
cartoon character,
Peanuts
, Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000) cartoonist
Life
Problems
Sports
Penalties
Winning
There isn't anything wrong with winning ugly… as a matter of fact, there isn't anything wrong with being ugly – as long as you're successful.
Lou Holtz
(1937 – ) football coach, sportscaster, author & speaker
Football
Sports
Winning
The music sounds better, the wine tastes sweeter and the girls look better when we win.
Mark Grace
professional baseball player
Baseball
Sports
Winning
I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
Fran Lebowitz
(1950 – ) writer & humorist
Activities
Games
Betting
Lottery
Winning
Winning isn’t everything, but it beats anything that comes in second.
Paul 'Bear' Bryant
1913 – 1983) American college football coach
Sports
Winning
Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
Mark Cohen
American comedian & actor
Government
Politics
Candidates
Voters
Winning
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