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Wolves
It was all the wolf could do to keep us away from his door.
Charles 'Chic' Murray
(1919 – 1985) Scottish comedian & actor
Animals
Money
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Wolves
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
Benjamin Franklin
(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor
Animals
Democracy
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Lunch
Wolves
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
George Carlin
(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
Animals
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Wolves
Dances with
Wool.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Wolves
A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.
Lana Turner
(1921 – 1995) American actress
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Wolves