Keyword: Woody Allen

Woody Allen didn’t even buy sheets without talking to his psychiatrist; I know several sessions went into his switch from polyester-satin to cotton.

(1945 – ) American model, activist & actress
Insults

I have an interesting case. I’m treating two sets of Siamese twins with split personalities. I’m getting paid by eight people.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

My deepest apology goes to the Trochman family in Detroit. I… I never delivered a baby before in my life, and I… I just thought that ice tongs was the way to do it.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes