Keyword: Writers

If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs; if you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer

Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

(1888 – 1965) British (US-born) critic, dramatist & poet

Most writers regard truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in its use.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs.

(1946 – ) British playwright, screen writer & film director

Why do writers write; because it isn't there.

(1924 – ) American novelist

If writers were good businessmen, they'd have too much sense to be writers.

(1876 – 1944) American author, humorist & columnist

For exiled Iranian writers, the closest thing we have to a literary award is a fatwah.

(1973 – ) Iranian-born British comedian

Those big-shot writers could never dig the fact that there are more salted peanuts consumed than caviar.

(1918 – 2006) American writer

Alimony is the curse of the writing classes.

(1923 – 2007) American novelist, journalist & playwright

We have the power to bore people long after we are dead.

(1885 – 1951) American novelist, short-story writer & playwright