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Written by Weird Al Yankovic
You Don’t Take Your Showers
“Weird Al” Yankovic
(1959 – ) American singer-songwriter & parodist
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The Check’s In The Mail
Weird Al Yankovic
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Stop Draggin’ My Car Around
“Weird Al” Yankovic
(1959 – ) American singer-songwriter & parodist
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Written by Weird Al Yankovic
Too Dumb for NY, Too Ugly for LA
Waylon Jennings
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Another One Rides The Bus
“Weird Al” Yankovic
(1959 – ) American singer-songwriter & parodist
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Written by Weird Al Yankovic
Christmas at Ground Zero
“Weird Al” Yankovic
(1959 – ) American singer-songwriter & parodist
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Written by Weird Al Yankovic
I’ll Be Mellow When I’m Dead
“Weird Al” Yankovic
(1959 – ) American singer-songwriter & parodist
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Written by Weird Al Yankovic
I Lost On Jeopardy
“Weird Al” Yankovic
(1959 – ) American singer-songwriter & parodist
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Baby Likes Burping
Weird Al Yankovic
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Written by Weird Al Yankovic
Eat It
“Weird Al” Yankovic
(1959 – ) American singer-songwriter & parodist
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Written by Weird Al Yankovic
Smells Like Nirvana
“Weird Al” Yankovic
(1959 – ) American singer-songwriter & parodist
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The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota
“Weird Al” Yankovic
(1959 – ) American singer-songwriter & parodist
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School Cafeteria
“Weird Al” Yankovic
(1959 – ) American singer-songwriter & parodist
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Written by Weird Al Yankovic
At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump
“Weird Al” Yankovic
(1959 – ) American singer-songwriter & parodist
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Written by Weird Al Yankovic
My Bologna
“Weird Al” Yankovic
(1959 – ) American singer-songwriter & parodist
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Nature Trail to Hell
“Weird Al” Yankovic
(1959 – ) American singer-songwriter & parodist
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Written by Weird Al Yankovic