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Zippers
I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don’t seem to know what real pain is; I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
Emo Phillips
(1956 – ) American comedian
Emotions
Men
Success
Women
Childbirth
Pain
Zippers
Flies spread disease – keep yours zipped.
Murray Banks
public speaker & teacher
Health
Disease
Zippers
First you forget names, then you forget faces… next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
George Burns
(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
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Old
Zippers
Children and [zippers] do not respond to force… except occasionally.
Katharine Whitehorn
(1928 – ) British journalist, writer & columnist
Children
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Zippers